毒品/J T DUPONT LIGHTER

JTDUPONT_LIGHTER_SG

不需多講,你應該知道關於打火機的禮儀吧。雖然每到派對過後,你的打火機會不知所蹤,但撫心自問,他人的打火機也曾經在歡愉過後,最終落在你的手裡。但無論如何,處心積累的偷竊行為罪不可恕,特別是這個價值人民幣28,900的打火機。為什麼打火機會這樣價值不菲?它有什麼獨特之處,可以同時點五根煙,又或是幫你捲一根大麻煙?對我來說,打火機好比雨傘,最終下場是……遺失,但若失掉了這個打火機的話,不要怪我不客氣!

You know the lighter game right? Everyone is involved. One rule of etiquette for the lighter game is you can’t knowingly take someone’s lighter. It ends up with you at the end of the night, cool. Premeditating the pilfer is a no-no though, so respect game. Why is there a market for a 28,900 RMB lighter? I don’t know. Does it have special features? Can it light 5 cigarettes at once? Roll you a joint? To me a lighter is like an umbrella, destined to be lost. If I lost something like this I would break something. Be warned.

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